Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Undressed Dressed Turkey

Are you stressed out because your family does not understand the dangers of food allergies, and insists on bringing over that nut laden dessert, even though you have told them millions of times that nuts are not allowed in your home???  Here is a way to take your mind of your stresses, and shock, scare amuse and amaze your guests all at the same time.  Try the undressed, dressed turkey.

1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.

2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully.

3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.

I guess that you could cut out the tin foil into any shapes, and make any sort of designs you wanted on your turkey.  If the undressed, dressed turkey does not work for you, you could design your own work of turkey art to be shared at the dinner table.  And even better, when everyone is staring at the turkey in shock, you can get rid of all those nut ridden dishes the annoying relatives insisted on bringing over.

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